Get all the atmosphere of a crackling fire without needing to knock part of your wall out with a bio-ethanol fireplace. Bringing the ambience of a fire to even the smallest of spaces, the bio-ethanol fireplace is the perfect addition to any home. A clear glass design and table-top spot allow you to watch the flickering flames from any angle, and you can put it anywhere in the room. The bio-ethanol fuel gives off no smoke, odours or ash and requires no electrical or gas connection, meaning you get all of the beauty of a fireplace without the messy clean-up or smoky-smelling house.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.