Need to comfort your teething baby? Sooth their delicate gums with our Silicone Teething Spoon. Specially designed to offer your baby relief while also promoting good eating habits with utensils. Try chilling the Teething Spoon in the freezer. Your baby will love the added numbing relief. They'll be smiling in no time!
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.