This oval plate is a hybrid between a bowl and a plate. The partition wall is designed to keep portions separate. Its silicone property allows for great flexibility and strength, making it unbreakable and safe to use for infants and toddlers.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.