This egg holder provides a secure and fun way in serving your child a soft or hard boiled egg. Press down to engage the suction cup at the bottom, and the egg holder will be locked in place to prevent accidental knock overs.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.